Susan Barrett
We out here! Neither sleet nor snow nor road construction can stop MT's crack team of delivery drivers and paper boys.
Wednesday?
No, that's Prince Spaghetti Day.
(It's also Christmas. And Hanukkah.)
Turns out today's Monday.
We think.
But even though Metro Times usually hits newsstands on Wednesdays (that's right — we're still in print!), we're hittin' the streets a little early this week — what with the holidays and all.
So be on the lookout for MT in your favorite bar or coffeehouse today — or on a newsstand near you.
And if you do pick up a copy of MT, maybe take a picture of yourself reading it and tag us on social or something. We wanna know who still reads Metro Times in print.
And we don't care if you've been naughty or nice.
Santa Claus ain't got shit on us.
So be good to yourself, be good to others, and be good to the animals.
Now drive safe — and watch out for bicyclists (not to mention stray dogs, cats, squirrels, and pedestrians).
Happy holidays, err'body!
