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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Close your eyes and take yourself back in time to the moment when you slipped free of your mother’s womb. Imagine your original breath; recreate the sensation of air rushing into your lungs for the first time. Remember it as the end of your warm, dark, watery existence and the beginning of your sojourn in this bright, dry, spacious world. Then consider this, Taurus: You will soon experience, in a metaphorical way and on a higher level, another first breath. Like the earlier version, it will be both unsettling and vivifying, a time of poignancy and celebration.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Years ago, rock star Sting bragged about the extravagant tantric lovemaking that he and his wife enjoyed. Their erotic sessions sometimes lasted for eight consecutive hours, he said. But recently he confessed, "What I didn’t say about the eight-hour marathons," he told British TV station ITV, "was that they included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie." I urge you to regard Sting as your role model in the coming week, Gemini. Spend some time making good-humored corrections of your past hyperbole. While you’re at it, atone for any other extreme or immoderate behavior that may still be generating misconceptions.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Though he wrote almost five centuries ago, comic novelist Francois Rabelais provided the perfect advice for you this week: "It behooves all adventurers to treat their good luck with reverence, neither bothering nor upsetting it." In other words, Cancerian, don’t spend even a minute wondering why your life is blessed with so much grace right now. Refrain from analyzing it, discoursing about it or theorizing on how you might be able to preserve it. Instead, use it exuberantly and with a devout sense of gratitude. Explore what it feels like to be a freewheeling adventurer.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Now that you’re in the ambition-building phase of your yearly cycle, I figure you’re ready for a fresh set of cute aphorisms. Use the following to fuel the fire in your belly, the chutzpah in your heart and the gleam in your eye. 1. If you don’t run your own life, someone else will. 2. Opportunity often slips by unrecognized, disguised as hard work. 3. Life isn’t about finding yourself. It’s about creating yourself. 4. Be willing to give up what you are for what you can become. 5. Follow your dreams, except the one where you’re giving a speech in your underwear.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): The influential *New York Times Book Review* may soon begin to emphasize nonfiction books and cut back on its coverage of literary fiction. "The most compelling ideas tend to be in the nonfiction world," Times executive editor Bill Keller said in an interview, launching the rumors. Poet Lawrence Ferlinghetti decried such a move, telling the *San Francisco Chronicle*’s Heidi Benson that "the national consciousness has [already] been taken over by the technological and pragmatic." Regardless of where you might stand on this issue for the long haul, Virgo, it’s important to side with Ferlinghetti for now. You need less knowledge and more imagination, fewer hard facts and more dreamy truths.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): U.S. President Woodrow Wilson suffered a debilitating stroke in 1919. For the next 17 months, until his term was over, his wife Edith was the de facto Commander in Chief of the United States. She hid the severity of his incapacity, allowing only his doctors to see him as he hid in his sickroom at the White House. Meanwhile, she issued a steady stream of policy decisions and presidential directives, always written in her own hand. I believe you Libras now have a chance to play a role comparable to Edith’s: To be the power behind the throne. Here are your words to live by, courtesy of philanthropist Art Rennison: "There is no end to what can be accomplished if you don’t care who gets the credit."
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Just because you’re born under a particular sign doesn’t mean you’re forever obligated to be a perfect example of all its classical qualities. On the contrary, a growing number of visionary astrologers recommend regular rebellions against your type. To do so keeps you honest; it prevents you from being consumed by habit. The coming weeks will be an especially favorable time for you to periodically elude the Scorpio trance. It almost doesn’t matter which alternatives you experiment with, but I believe you’ll gain a lot by trying on Libran and Aquarian perspectives.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Forty years ago, three repetitions of a 60-second TV commercial were enough to reach 80 percent of the population. Today it takes 117 such plugs to accomplish the same effect. Why? The proliferation of cable TV stations and other media means that a business has to work much harder to spread the word about its product. You’ll face a similar prospect in the coming weeks and months, Sagittarius. Because your competition will be expanding and multiplying, you’ll have to grow in order to keep from falling behind. The good news is, the pressure to improve will be healthy for you.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): "Desire makes everything blossom," mused French novelist Marcel Proust. "Possession makes everything wither and fade." If the first part of that quote is true, Capricorn, you’ll be in full bloom any minute now. The astrological omens suggest that your longings will explode with forceful beauty. But what about the second half of Proust’s quote? Will you feel withered and faded once you have possessed what you desire? Not if you’re a student of cycles; not if you’re one of those wise, highly evolved Capricorns who’s as skilled at having as you are at wanting.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): I won’t be upset with you if you decide to buy a case of gourmet chocolate, have your bathroom floor redone in a style resembling the throne room of a seventeenth-century French king, or get cosmetic surgery on your least-favorite physical feature. The astrological omens suggest that you have every right to splurge in order to make yourself feel really good. However, there are less materialistic, ways to channel your mandate for lavish self-fulfillment. Consider the possibility of hiring a coach or going on a meditation retreat. Or revamp your diet so it’s twice as healthy as it is now, or find a way to release the natural endorphins in your brain more regularly.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Have you ever gone to a film merely looking for lightweight diversion, but instead you get bowled over by a moving scene that inspires you to change your life for the better? Have you ever sought out a friend in the hope of receiving unconditional approval, but she gently points out a flaw in your thinking that helps you shed a pernicious delusion? Fate will offer you life-enhancing substitutions like these in the coming week, Pisces. Don’t be fanatically attached to fulfilling your expectations. Here’s this week’s homework: What’s the one wish that’s always just out of your reach? For the next seven days, pretend you’ve reached it; act as if it’s yours; imagine you’re utterly