A quick PSA to Detroit motorists — please do not park on the QLine tracks.
Someone parked this gold car on the tracks this morning. It was a whole big ordeal. Yes, those are three police cars. The fine is a $650 ticket and a towed car — plus everyone waiting on the delayed streetcar will think you're a jerk.
Parking on the QLine tracks is a crime, and crime does not pay. Don't do it.
Leyland “Lee” DeVito is the editor in chief of Detroit Metro Times since 2016. His writing has also been published in CREEM, VICE, In These Times, and New City. He once asked porn star Stormy Daniels to spank him with an issue of Metro Times. She obliged.