10 songs to put on your hip-hop Christmas playlist

5. Die Antwoord, “XP€N$IV $H1T”
Come on, admit it. You really, really want that solid gold, diamond encrusted Beats headphones you've had your eye on.


6. Ying Yang Twins, “Deck Da Club”
With a belch-along chorus and inexplicable background squawks, “Deck Da Clubs” is twerk-tastic even before it was a thing.


7. Eazy-E, “Merry Mutha****** Xmas”
Like the Whitman sampler of Christmas hip hop, Easy-E’s holiday medley of raunched-out Xmas classics has something for everyone.

8. Derek B, “Chillin’ with Santa”
In retrospect, Santa doesn’t seem like a very cold chillin’ kind of guy. He enslaves elves as sweatshop workers and punishes children with lumps of coal.


9. MC Miker G, Deejay Sven, “Holiday Rap”
Danish rappers MC Miker G & DJ Sven prove that there is a whiter shade of pale in a world where Vanilla Ice exists.

10. Moses vs. Santa Clause (Feat. Snoop Dogg)
Have you ever, at least once in your life, wanted to see Snoop Dogg as a biblical figure, spitin’ rhymes as Moses? Well, here’s your chance to be enlightened by Doggy Dogg.