Naming a band can be an arduous task. The moniker a band gives itself will ultimately convey an idea to their listener about what the music will sound like even before they’ve heard a note. Interestingly, this does not explain why the guys in "Slobberbone" decided to give their terrific band such an extraordinarily lousy name. For some unknown reason, each of the real bands or performers listed below decided to name themselves something that is a little off the beaten path. Below is a document featuring a list of the funny band names that we have been keeping a running tally on. —Zac Johnson, AMG
Bunnygrunt
Bubble Puppy
Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives
Temporary Darkening Of The Stool
Yoko Homo
Blind Lemon Pledge
Chixdiggit!
The Four Foodgroups of the Apocalypse
Man Scouts of America
The Ska Baios
Mike Love Not War
Horny Hombres
Harry Chronic Jr.
Shit Pants John
Small Fish With Spine
Diaper Gym
Diddle Dumpling Diddle
Butterscotch Tuna
Captain Groovy and His Bubblegum Army
Anus the Menace
Three Orange Whips
The Whistlebinkies
The Amazing Shitheads
Ben Folds Laundry
Freddie Kaboodleschnitzer
Spam Grenades
Shower Scene From Psycho
King Uszniewicz and His Uszniewicztones
Lee Harvey Keitel
Get The Hell Out of the Way of the Volcano
Tight Bros. from Way Back When
The Inaliable Right to Eat Fred Astaire’s Ass
Bad Tuna Experience
Shag Motor Pony
White Courtesy Telephone
The Four Freshmen of the Apocalypse
Stark Naked and the Car Thieves
Onward Crispin Glover
Jive Talking Robots
Chick Crumpacker
The Little Blue Crunchy Things
Ass Baboons of Venus
This Bike Is A Pipebomb
Blood Sledge Electric Death Chickens
Heisenberg’s Uncertain Tea Principle
The Cockadoodle Dudes
MC Glockamolie
Reagan’s Polyp
Green Milk From Planet Orange
Fat Jon, The Ample Soul Physician
Joan of Arse
Jelly Roll Moron
Reality D. Blipcrotch
I Can Lick Any Son Of A Bitch In The House
Shirley Temple of Doom
It Bites
Mother Mallard’s Portable Masterpiece Company
Ugly Mustard
Ashtray Babyhead
Fourteen Iced Beers
Pinhead Gunpowder
Chester Copperpot
Ed’s Redeeming Qualities
Brothers From Other Mothers
Bucky Weiner
Rich Kids on LSD
Chuckle Butt
Mussolini Headkick
Sweep The Leg Johnny
Couch of Eureka
Lost T-Shirt of Atlantis
Nine Inch Elvis
Ed Banger & the Nosebleeds
Shock Headed Peters
Assfort
Herculon Velveteen
Bon Von Wheelie
Drimble Wedge
Splat Winger
Giggling Heap
Hoaky Hickel
Smokin’ Lord Toot
Uncle Klickie
Richard Smoker
Ray Strange
Garth Vader
Mario Speedwagon
Parker Squirt
Barak Schmool
Sookie Sook
Doc Sausage
Emerson Scabby Robe
Riff Rudfinn
Tex Sattershite
Hindenburgo V. Borges Pereira
Wee Willie Reefer
Sprocket J. Royer
Lola Poobash
Stickey Sky-Juice
Boomer Oinkwell
Moishe Oysher
Diamond Wookie
Army Of The Twenty Three Monkeys
Beer For Dolphins
Poptart Monkeys
Humpy Bong
Poopiehead
Thick Nickel McPickus
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