We did it, Joe. We found the perfect retro house. Look at it! It’s got a conversation pit. It’s got a dreamy wet bar. It’s got two ripped-from-the-’70s bathrooms (and two more modern ones). Its dining room is also pure vintage perfection. The patio can host the shindig of your life.
Really, people, it doesn’t get better than this. This is some
Doctor Who-level time travel you’d commit by buying this $800,000 house. For more information, visit
its listing page (it hits the market on July 8) or contact the realtor, Michael Perna of EXP Realty LLC at 888-501-7085.
