Just in time: Magic: The Gathering of the Juggalos cards

Just in time for the Gathering of the Juggalos (which starts tomorrow), the AV Club notes that some wag named Sawfan666 has come up with a few Magic: The Gathering cards based on Juggalo lore. You can buy all three for $6. Unfortunately, you probably won't be able to get two-day shipping to Thornville, Ohio (and what would the UPS guy do once he got there?), but it's a nice tip of the hat to the clowns. 

As for that Barbecue Beef Faygo ... stick to Cotton Candy.