Elvis action

Everyone knows that once you can afford to visit Hawaii, you’ve made it to the comfortable side of middle class. For $13.99, the Elvis: Aloha from Hawaii action figure, complete with cape, guitar and flashing ELVIS marquee, can be a Bobby Bradylike tiki that will inspire you to save the bottle-and-can money and go West.

Tom A’Hearn pays attention here every other week. E-mail letters@metrotimes.com