Vol. 26, No. 36
All abroad!
Uncivil fight
By News Hits staff
Free Will Astrology
Turner’s cheek
By Jim McFarlin
To fight terrorism, invade Paraguay
By Jack Lessenberry
Venezuelan eye-opener
Jeffrey Morgan’s Media Blackout
Backslash
Puritans are made, not born
By Dan Savage
Letters to the Editor
By Metro Times editorial staff
Comics
Precious mettle
Critical survey
Stranded at the Corner
By Michael Jackman
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
By Corey Hall
Mind games
Sketches of Frank Gehry
By Jeff Meyers
The Lake House
By Michael Hastings
Wah-Wah
By Clare Pfeiffer Ramsey
Nacho Libre
American Life in Poetry
Night and Day
By Eve Doster
Ramblin’ Rose
Food Stuff
Universal language
Head Cheese
True colors
By Walter Wasacz
Shot down on the farm
By Dean Kuipers