NSFW: Sex scenes from behind the Satanic Temple statue!

By Mike McGonigal

Jul 27, 2015 at 11:43 am

Audio By Carbonatix

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Ohhhh, sorry. You've been click-baited. There is no sex here. I am totally a troll. This is worse than rick-rolling a person. I feel very bad about this.
In my defense: In these modern times, the only way as a writer for an alt-weekly to get a lot of hits is to use certain words in your headline. As our previous four posts on the creation, building, and unveiling of the Satanic Temple in Detroit are the top four most read blog posts, I felt I had to try to get into the top five with one of my own. So, thanks for clicking! Have a great Monday. I love you, as does this statue.

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Mike McGonigal

Metro Times music editor Mike McGonigal has written about music since 1984, when he started the fanzine Chemical Imbalance at age sixteen with money saved from mowing lawns in Florida. He's since written for Spin, Pitchfork, the Village VOICE and Artforum. He's been a museum guard, a financial reporter, a bicycle...