Horoscopes (Aug. 1-7)

Aug 1, 2018 at 1:00 am
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CAPRICORN: Dec. 21 - Jan. 20

Yes, things are nuts. To maintain some level of sanity, you'd do well to put a cap on the thought that it's your job to manage what your higher power has already figured out. Whenever we try to create order out of chaos, we create more chaos. And if joy is the point of attraction in this dimension, you won't attract what you're shooting for if you keep wringing your hands and agonizing over whatever is, or is not, happening in your world. It's time to get over yourself. Take a chill pill, stick one of those tiny little umbrellas in your cocktail, and go jump in the lake.