TV sigh

Peter King, the indefatigable pro football reporter for NBC and Sports Illustrated, writes a weekly column for SI during football season called "Things I Think I Think." It's a wonderful title, and I wish I'd thought of it.

But with all the lockout-lawsuit-union decertification nonsense going on in the NFL these days, no one can say for certain when or if we'll see our national sports religion again anytime soon. So, with respect and apologies to Mr. King, I'm stealing his column concept this week and applying it to the equally wacky world of television.

• I think the NBC execs who green-lighted the return of Paul Reiser to prime time should be looking for swords to fall on about now. The Paul Reiser Show, which I actually kind of felt bad about skewering in a review here last month, was canceled after only two episodes that pulled the lowest ratings of any new series in the network's history. (And that's saying something.) I screened four episodes, which means I spent an hour of my life watching shows most of America will never see. Lucky me.

• I think Robin Meade, anchor for Morning Express on HLN is the most stunningly beautiful woman to read news on any network. Ever. It's astonishing to me that anyone — especially men — can actually hear and understand the words that are coming out of her mouth.

• Speaking of news, I think Katie Couric will regret her decision to leave the CBS Evening News sooner rather than later. She says she's leaving to focus on "more multi-dimensional storytelling." Interpretation: She's positioning herself to fill the void Oprah Winfrey will leave in daytime when she retires her show this month. I'm sure Jane Pauley felt she could make a difference in syndicated talk too with The Jane Pauley Show. You don't remember Pauley's series? My point exactly. Wendy Williams worked, Tony Danza didn't. Who knows what the TV masses will flock to? But there will never be another Oprah.

• I think WDIV weather yoda Chuck Gaidica is far too good-looking a man to bury his face in those salt-and-pepper whiskers. Chuck, buddy, one word of advice: Barbasol.

• I think America reached its Tyler Perry TV saturation point with Meet the Browns. (Honestly, I thought we'd reached our fill with House of Payne, but Meet the Browns came on anyway.) Nevertheless, TBS has given the go-ahead to a third Perry sitcom, For Better or Worse, based on his Why Did I Get Married? movie franchise. Michael Jai White and Tasha Smith will head the cast, continuing their roles from the film series. Production begins in Atlanta this summer. Oooh, can't wait.

• I think the good news is that For Better or Worse is essentially replacing House of Payne, which will end its loooonng 222-episode run this year.

• I think HBO's new Game of Thrones (9 p.m. Sundays) is reason enough to subscribe to the cable network if you don't already. An amazingly faithful rendering of George R.R. Martin's dense medieval novels, it has the sweeping feel of the Lord of the Rings film spectacle in a weekly series. Phenomenal.

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