Idiot Boxing
TV dinner
What will talking heads choose as the next great restaurant in the country?
Published: March 16, 2011
Less than two hours before our interview, ominously, I see a TV commercial announcing IHOP's menu launch of chicken and waffles, a popular breakfast combination in the South and at the celebrated string of Roscoe's House of Chicken 'n Waffles restaurants around Los Angeles. Clearly, if Detroit's Jamawn "Jay" Woods realizes his dream of obtaining financing for his own national chain of crispy fried chicken and waffle eateries on NBC's new reality series America's Next Great Restaurant, he needs to know he'll be up against some stiff real-world competition.
Oh, he knows.
"Everybody I know has seen that!" Woods, 33, says with a wry laugh. "People say, 'Are you sure you want to be cooking chicken and waffles now?' I say, 'Yup.'"
If self-confidence and sincerity count for anything, Woods has more than a puncher's chance of seeing his name in lights on a string of chicken shacks. A Detroiter through and through (born on the east side, raised on the west side and a Cooley High alum), Jay is one of 21 competitors — slashed to 10 this week, and, happily, he made the cut — who are battling to impress a quartet of quasi-celebrity judges in this high-stakes fusion of other current TV reality contests at 8 p.m. Sundays (Channel 4 in Detroit). Restaurant blends the business sensibilities of The Apprentice, the food-fight intensity of Top Chef and the entrepreneurial excesses of ABC's lightly watched Shark Tank (returning March 25) into a relatively interesting freshman series.
Except for its name, of course, which is totally bogus and misleading. The eventual winner selected and funded by restaurateur and Food Network star Bobby Flay, Chipotle founder and CEO Steve Ells, Aussie chef and former Celebrity Apprentice player Curtis Stone, and Miami chef and restaurant owner Lorena Garcia will not set in motion America's next great restaurant. The Lark, Opus One, the Whitney — those are great restaurants. What this show will spawn is the next chain of fast-and-cheap-food restaurants. Not once can I recall hearing the words "Burger King" and "great" used in the same sentence.
If such a restaurant could be great, however, Woods believes it would feature juicy fried chicken and feather-light waffles. He is the handsome, heartfelt young man you may have seen in the show's promos who declares, "If you guys invest in me, nothing can stop me." Apparently, not much has.
The show's producers sought out Woods and invited him to audition for Restaurant after one of his devoted diners turned them on to his one-man enterprise. Laid off from his job at a Chrysler subsidiary in 2007, "My money was limited, so I said, 'Hey, I love to cook, so I'm going to start selling chicken and waffles,'" he relates. "And it just blew up." Working out of his home, with his fiancee helping him on weekends, the self-taught chef built up a large and satisfied clientele, eventually parlaying his business called W3's — for Woods' Wings and Waffles — into a small catering and food delivery service modestly titled Cook With the Looks Catering.
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