The Dooby Awards 2021: Celebrating Michigan’s most dubious denizens

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Matthew Walther: The Atlantic publishes a piece by a conservative commentator who boasts that where he lives (somewhere in western Michigan), people just don’t give a shit about COVID-19, despite the fact that the article is published as Michigan is the top hotspot for the virus in the nation. We wouldn’t wish COVID-19 on anyone, but the highly contagious omicron variant is spreading like wildfire. Walther is all but begging to be nominated for Reddit’s Herman Cain Award next year. Photo via Shutterstock

Matthew Walther: The Atlantic publishes a piece by a conservative commentator who boasts that where he lives (somewhere in western Michigan), people just don’t give a shit about COVID-19, despite the fact that the article is published as Michigan is the top hotspot for the virus in the nation. We wouldn’t wish COVID-19 on anyone, but the highly contagious omicron variant is spreading like wildfire. Walther is all but begging to be nominated for Reddit’s Herman Cain Award next year.

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