The 20 best personal ads from Metro Times' classifieds in the '90s

By on Thu, Feb 13, 2020 at 1:33 pm

Here are some of the funniest, most poetic, or just plain strange personal ads from Metro Times classified section's heyday that stopped us in our tracks while flipping through our archives.

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