20 of the funniest comments by Metro Times readers in 2018

By on Thu, Dec 20, 2018 at 10:06 am

We know that Metro Times readers are a tough crowd. In our comments section, we see readers go at each other daily ripping apart arguments, slinging logical fallacies, and occasionally even having thoughtful discussions. Once in a while though, we come across a comment that really makes us chuckle.

So here's to you, dear readers, who know how to take a joke or make light out of a bad situation. These were 20 of the funniest comments made by Metro Times readers in 2018.

 

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