Published: May 25, 2011
But what if the choicers are right? What if being gay is something people consciously choose? Gee, if only there were a way for choicers to prove that they're right and everyone else is wrong ... actually, there is a way for choicers to prove that they're right!
I hereby publicly invite — I publicly challenge — John Cummins to prove that being gay is a choice by choosing it himself.
Suck my dick, John.
I'm completely serious about this, John. You're not my type — you're about as far from my type as a human being without a vagina gets — but I have just as much interest as you do in seeing this gay-is-a-choice argument resolved once and for all. You name the time and the place, John, and I'll show up with my dick and a camera crew. Then you can show the world how it's done. You can demonstrate how this "conscious choice" is made. You can flip the switch, John, make the choice, then sink to your boney old knees and suck my dick. And after you've swallowed my load, John, we'll upload the video to the Internet and you'll be a hero to other choicers everywhere.
It's time to put your mouth where your mouth is, John. If being gay is a choice, choose it. Show us how it's done.
Suck my dick.
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