Watch out! Gay people are making off with the alphabet one letter at a time.
Published: December 10, 2013
David Jay, founder of the Asexual Visibility and Education Network, “is in a romantic relationship with an asexual girlfriend and hopes to adopt a child,” according to his Wiki page, and he’s covered.
If the T’s and LF’s and A’s aren’t being held with a pair of punctuational tongs, PPP, why should poly folks? You’re a sexual minority too, and poly people sometimes face discrimination, bigotry and oppression. So, welcome to the club, PPP. Congrats!
And here’s the best part of putting poly folks in the acronym: It brings us one step closer to seizing control of the entire alphabet. While religious conservatives are fighting a losing battle to “take back the rainbow” from the gays — a movement led by a fundamentalist preacher in Washington state — we’ve been making off with the alphabet one letter at a time.
Pretty soon, angry religious conservatives will have to post their hateful screeds in hieroglyphics because using the alphabet will be just as gay as putting a rainbow bumper sticker on your car.
So … gee … maybe I ought to let you have your ampersand. Why not steal punctuation marks from the haters too?
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