Published: April 20, 2011
A: Or maybe you're straight.
Lots of straight men like to look at cock, COLD, which is why there's so much cock on display in porn created by and for heterosexual men. Straight men can identify with those hard cocks and live vicariously through them. But very few straight guys — no truly straight guys, many straight guys would argue — make the leap from admiring or being vicariously aroused by cock to actually sitting on one or finding other men attractive.
Accept that you're straight, COLD, pursue the women you're attracted to, and stay the hell away from heterophobic post-gender, post-modern and pan-sexual cultural-studies majors whose immaturity, self-loathing, and anger all manifest in a refusal to accept that a good guy can also be a straight guy.
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