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You’re the worst roommate ever!

Different types of roommates you might encounter — and how to deal.

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College is a series of new experiences and unless you’re going to live in your parents’ basement while commuting to the local Harvard off the Highway, you’re going to get yourself a roommate. Whether in a dorm or off-campus apartment, be prepared for your space to be invaded and your comfort zone diminished.

One of the scariest parts of college is potentially living with an awful roommate. Maybe you’ll get lucky and end up with a roomie who’s never around, travels a lot, or lives with their significant other. Some will become your best friends and others will scar you for life. To ease the pain, we’ve created a list of the typical nasties you might encounter — and how to deal with them. (P.S. If one of these descriptions sounds like you, don’t take offense, just try and reduce your irritating habits.)

The OCD Cleaner

At first glance you might think it’s awesome to have a roommate who likes to clean, but after a month of living with them you’ll soon learn it’s not so fresh. This roommate strives for sparkling countertops, dust-free pictures and overly organized — everything.

HOW TO DEAL: The best way to avoid butting heads with the OCD Cleaner is to keep your mess to yourself. Trash your room all you want, but don’t let it out of your bedroom if you’re in a suite or multi-bedroom situation. If you’re sharing a room, relegate your junk to your bunk only. Don’t try to help clean more than you would normally, or offer to do it for the OCD Cleaner because no matter how hard you try, you will never scrub, sweep or dust enough to meet their standards.

The Quiet One

If you’re expecting a greeting when you get home from class, you won’t get one with this roommate. The Quiet One seems perfectly normal until you realize you’ve never heard them utter one word. They’ll come and go as they please and never say anything. If you’re lucky, you’ll get a smirk or an awkward wave out of them, but don’t expect much.

HOW TO DEAL: If you need to communicate with the Quiet One, you’re better off leaving a note. And, hey, if the worst thing about them is their silence, consider yourself lucky and read on for other truly obnoxious cases.

The Clinger

Insecure and emotional by nature, the Clinger roommate takes sharing a living space as an open invitation to do everything together. Where you go, the Clinger goes. Who you’re friends with, the Clinger is too. Get the picture?

HOW TO DEAL: You’ll want to say something, but you won’t want to break the Clinger’s heart. If they are the confrontational type, let them know you’re uncomfortable. But if your Clinger also throws Grade A hissy fits or pity parties, just try to keep your private life private. The less you share, the less they can intrude on your comings and goings.

 

The Socialite

We all see this guy or girl on campus, surrounded by several frat brothers or sorority sisters. They never go to class, they need a crew just to study, they stay out late partying and they almost always bring a crowd of people home with them because, as a less shy version of the Clinger, they can never be alone.

HOW TO DEAL: Our go-to method for dealing with roommates like this is simply talking to them about it without sounding like a buzz-kill. Try asking them not to bring friends over past a certain hour, or ask that they tone it down in the dorm at night because you’re quiet and respectful when they’re sleeping during the day.

The Passive-Aggressive

The Passive-Aggressive roommate is often spotted by their random notes, (“Don’t leave dishes in the sink,”) or by their odd way of getting their point across. They will leave you a note to take out the trash, but if you don’t take it out, don’t be surprised if they sneakily put it all in your room. You’ve been warned.

HOW TO DEAL: Read the Passive-Aggressive’s silly little notes and try to consider them. If you can’t seem to hold a straight face when you find a new note, pull out a Post-it and give them some of their own medicine: “I ate your brownie. It was delicious!”

The Romantic

This roommate is never alone. The Romantic usually has their significant other or a current fling attached at the hip. They’ll constantly occupy your living space or shared bedroom to make out — or screw. 

HOW TO DEAL: A good rule of thumb: If this bed’s a rockin, don’t come a knockin. If you wander in on too many lip-locking sessions, suggest they do date night somewhere other than your futon — or invite you to participate. That’s definitely a college experience to remember.

The Partier

College is some people’s first dose of freedom and some will take advantage of it a little bit too much — like the Partier. The Partier can be found stumbling home in the middle of the night, vomiting everywhere, falling over everything or all of the above.

HOW TO DEAL: Like the Socialite, the Partier needs a good talkin’ to. Ask that they tone it down or they try to be quieter when they come home after a night of raging; or propose they stay with someone else on nights that they choose to get completely fucked up.

The Slob

Probably one of the hardest roommates to live with, the Slob lacks basic hygiene and cleaning habits. The Slob can commonly be found in need of a serious shower and surrounded by a pile of dirty clothes, food wrappers and unwashed dishes.

HOW TO DEAL: Again, try talking to them about it first. Bad hygiene and a slob lifestyle are conscious choices some people make, so simply talking might not cause any change. On the flip-side to the OCD Cleaner tip, this time create boundaries for their mess, as long as it doesn’t create odors or attract creepy-crawlies that permeate your portion of the living space. If a major problem persists, talk to your RA about it, or start house hunting.

The Taker

The Taker likes “borrow” things from you. While the items the Taker chooses to lay their hands on aren’t always the most precious of things, it’s still fucking annoying.

HOW TO DEAL: Living with the Taker, a.k.a the Borrower, is like living with a pesky sibling. Try to talk and set boundaries on what things are OK to borrow and what things aren’t. Perhaps a simple text message asking to use something (“Hey, I need to dry my hair but can’t find my hairdryer, do you know where it is?”) might help the problem.

Hopefully these simple tips will help you get through your roommate experience. Good luck and start inquiring about the single room down the hall ... now!

Mary Caithn Scott  is a freelance writer and contributor to our sister pub, the San Antonio Current. Send comments to letters@metrotimes.com.

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