What’s the most public place you’ve ever done it?

Our readers evidently get out a lot. As in, making it in some pretty public places. Among the most common answers were sex in cars and parking structures, on beaches and playgrounds, and — surprisingly — in graveyards. Morbid much? Not really. As “JB” (22, straight, 6 partners) explained, “I used to live by Elmwood Cemetery, which is a great looking place, really. There. On a bench. In early October. Magic is fucking real!”

By a vending machine in a school.—Clooney, 27, straight, 8 partners

In the office at work—No name, 40, straight, 30 partners

It was a movie theater blow job. There were theater patrons two seats over.—Joe Malone, 30, straight, 21 partners

A relatively secluded but populated rest area off I-75. We walked the path into the woods, but could still see the bathrooms; it was midday, and anyone could have walked that path and seen us.—Squirtz, 54, straight, 15 partners

Back of a Jimmy John’s restaurant.—shynkinky, 23, bi, 16 partners

Under an apple tree next to a main thoroughfare.—Texas, 42, straight, 6 partners

The Temple of Dendur, Metropolitan Museum of Art.—Chaz Leonard, 48, straight, 20ish partners

On a park bench by the lake.—Monsieur Verdoux, 27, straight, 7 partners

Back room at an art gallery during an opening.—Disko C., 25, straight, 6 partners

In an office with plate glass windows where we could be clearly seen from a somewhat busy area.—Jet Black, 48, straight, 15 partners

Up against the window outside of a banquet hall.—Day, 31, straight, 3 partners

Police Department.—Tinker, 45, straight, 40 partners

At Cirque du Soleil.—Sexdome Master Class, 69, straight, 420,666 partners

On a boardroom table. Windows facing the road. Lights on. Rush hour traffic had a full view. Amazing.—Elvis, 45, straight, 12 partners

Taxi cab in New York City, and Korn at DTE in the mud and pouring rain.—Synful, 44, straight, lost count of partners

In the bed with my boyfriend’s mom sleeping soundly right next to us.—hottpepper, 42, straight, enough partners to know how to fuck well

The women’s bathroom at a banquet hall during a New Year’s Eve open party.—Alnightlonngg, straight, 27 partners

Ha! In the women’s bathroom at a bowling alley.—Cobweb Kitty, 40, Straight, 30 partners

Front porch on a plastic chair. It broke.—Darrow, 28, straight, 5 partners

In a hallway, backstage with my old flame, while my current boyfriend was performing on stage.—Norma Jean Baker, 59, straight, 88 partners

Back storage room of a convenience store and at a restroom pull off in Tennessee.—kimmie beth, 54, straight, 1 partner

In the hallway of an apartment building.—Al Kaholic, 42, straight, 17 partners

In the front seat of a car parked in the parking lot of Lake Shore High School.—Hussy trash, 24, straight, 30 partners

Boyne Mountain—long schlong silver 201, 62, straight, 20 partners

Hiking trail at Stoney Creek.—Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law, 28, straight, 33 partners

Wayne State University’s Old Main building—waxwing, 28, straight, 11 partners

The Whitney in Detroit.—Boobs McGee, 43, bi, 40 partners

Balcony of the Royal Oak Music Theatre.—Smart-E-Smarty, 55, straight, >50<100 partners

In a car in the alley behind Jacoby’s.—Merc Montclair, 32, straight, 60+ partners

On the fire escape of the Book Tower.—Strasse, 44, straight, 14 partners

On the side of the road, against a car, on a street in Hamtramck at 4 a.m. (That’s the most recent that I can remember. …)—Sylvester Stallone’s Fucking Veins, 34, straight, 40 partners

In a small set of woods between a playground and a neighborhood.—Princess Leia, 22, straight, 5 partners

At a fire station, in a fire truck.—Wendi, 25, straight, 7 partners

New York City subway.—Sillymans Woman, 58, straight, 1,000+ partners

In the middle of an industrial area street … it was at night, though, and no one was working at the time.—kurth69, 48, bi, lots of partners

A farmer’s field.—Hmmmm, 50, straight, unsure partners

In the park at night bent over a picnic table. A skunk walked by. Luckily it kept to itself.—Dolly Fartin’, 28, straight, 62 partners

I lived in New York a for long time, and used to bring dates down this corkscrew block and have sex in the outside foyer of the Cherry Lane Theatre. Winter, snow, summer — it always worked. —NYC to DTW Chick, 31, straight, 250+ partners

On a pool table at a bar (after-hours, of course).—simplyruthless, 24, straight, 13 partners

Alley in San Francisco.—biggymjim69, 62, gay, 500 partners

Front lawn.—Lookimsuperman, 25, straight, 107 partners

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