Stir It Up
Waiting for Terry Jones
Reporting from Dearborn, our columnist has another run-in with Mulenga Harangua
Published: April 27, 2011
"I'm not sure," I said. "Maybe he wants to keep the rest of us from drifting into sharia. You start with halal meat and next thing all the women have to wear burqas."
"Hey, you're starting to sound like me. But that didn't happen with the Catholics."
"Fish on Friday. There are all kind of places that serve fish on Friday because of the Catholics. And my niece goes to West Bloomfield High School. They get Jewish holidays off, and the cafeteria serves matzo pizza. I don't hear anybody protesting against that. Or thinking it leads to some kind of takeover."
"Well you've got a point there. Let me buy you dinner. I used their parking lot; I should spend a little money. I hear this place has great chile rellenos."
"Oh, man, don't get me started about the Mexicans and their food."
I shot him a questioning look.
"Well they already took over California and Texas."
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