Stir It Up
Mulenga's tinfoil hat
Harangua goes green, dons foil and wants Osama's death certificate
Published: May 11, 2011
"What political activities."
"I've decided to become a Deather."
"What does that mean? You want to die?"
"You've heard of the Truthers who believe the real story about what happened on 9/11 has been covered up; and the Birthers who believe that President Obama wasn't born in the United States and is therefore ineligible to be president. Well, the Deathers want proof that Osama bin Laden is really dead. Obama could start by releasing the long-form death certificate."
"Why do you want to do that? Do you really believe bin Laden isn't dead?"
"They could have him locked up in Montana somewhere as far as I know. I am for full disclosure of everything no matter what."
"Does that include those shoplifting convictions you had from when we were teenagers?"
"Well, maybe there are some things we don't need to talk about."
"You know what? I think that tin foil has gone to your head."
"I'm a Tin Man with a heart. And, this," he indicated the yard with a sweep of his arm, "is my Emerald City."
Hmm ... I guess there's no place like home.
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