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Stir It Up

Mulenga's blues riff

"Maybe they don’t like democracry if they have to share it"

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"Not at all. Didn't you see that Pete Hoekstra ad against Debbie Stabenow during the Super Bowl, where the Asian actress portrays a woman speaking broken English and exhibiting negative stereotypical behavior?"

"No, I missed it. After I heard about it I searched around but couldn't find it. Apparently Hoekstra scrubbed every trace of it from the Internet. Even the actress who did it has apologized, although I see Herman Cain came out and said he liked it. That didn't surprise me."

"Well it goes to show you what they're willing to do even to the 'good' minority group. The rest of us are going to catch it for sure. For some reason these guys feel like they don't need any partners in democracy, especially the Muslims."

"What's new on that tip?"

"Nothing new, it's just the same old, same old with Muslims. They hate our freedom and want to impose Sharia. Oh, yeah, Obama is one of them. Didn't you hear about Santorum questioning whether Obama was a real Christian?"

"Maybe it comes down to they don't like democracy if they have to share it with everybody else. There's too much chance others might vote for something different than good old European supremacy. There's a website from a group in Minnesota called WeWantVoterID.com. They have a picture on the site with a black man dressed in prison garb and another guy with a big sombrero standing in line at a voting booth. The point they try to make is that they shouldn't be voting."

Mulenga pushed himself away from the railing. "Let's get out of here. You know, I think I need to get an address so that I can vote. I think that's the best way to overcome all this. I want to vote to repeal the emergency manager law too." Mulenga whistled a wicked blues riff. 

"Hey, I don't think you really need that harmonica."

"I need it just in case Obama needs an accompanist."

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