Location, location, location 

What's the best metro Detroit locale where you can legally have sex?

Hotel room at the top of the MGM hotel. 

—rocket55, 42, 9 partners, straight 

The Book Cadillac, if you can swing it. The De Lido Motel near the fairgrounds if you've got $12, half an hour and a bit of luck. 

—Theo Salvadore, 28, 200+ partners, straight

Greek Town Casino Hotel just make sure you get a room with a view it's awesome to be in the middle of the city so high up and peaceful ... or not so peaceful. 

—The Old Dude, 57, 10+ partners, straight

My shower stall. 

—Eliza, 33, partners: "N/A," straight

I like sex at home. It's free, and I know where the lube is. 

—Jose Queervo, 31, 45 partners, gay

And the best metro Detroit locale where it ain't legal to have sex but you did anyway?

Her place. Husbands scare me. ROFL ... not really. 

—Chuwie, 43, 200+ partners, straight

Changing room at a department store. Sex in back of hearse. The roof of my work. 

—Ex-oh, 23, 5 partners, straight 

Projection booth of a movie while on the clock. 

—Terence, 28, 3 partners, straight  

Belle Isle playing some Marvin Gaye. 

—Blunt, 34, 6 partners, straight

Belle Isle Conservatory, the Russell Industrial Center, and an alley in Eastern Market (I used to live there ... it was an ex-girlfriend ... you know.) 

—Detroit Dyke, 25, 28 partners, gay 

Strangest?

Funeral home. ... It was smooth. 

—Gypsychick, 40, straight 

Middle of my high school baseball field, it was brief but pretty great! 

—Ex-oh, 23, 5 partners, straight

Soccer field. As good as having sex on wet dirt and grass can go. 

—Anonymous, 25, 22 partners, straight 

In a car in a church parking lot. ...  There was always the fear of some late-night choir practice happening.

—Scubadizaster, 22, 13 partners, straight 

Storage room at a bar on New Year's Eve. It went well until the manager walked in on us. 

I'm sure there's video surveillance footage of it out there somewhere.  Judge for yourselves. 

—Somewhat Damaged, 37, 8 partners, straight

On the dance floor during a slow dance. It was her idea, and she wore an outfit to pull it off. The hardest part was putting it in and taking it out without being seen. Because you couldn't do the normal push 'n' pull it was real intense; she had to not want to buck 'n' hump. 

—Future "Dirty Ole Man," 53, partners: "varies," straight

At the drive-in. It went great. Didn't get caught. 

—GTFO, 30, 6 partners, straight

Not many people can say this, but I had sex in Iraq. I was deployed there some years back and met a hot little foreign soldier. 

We went at it like rabbits throughout my entire deployment. Thank God we never got caught! 

—Victoria's Top Secret, 32, 50 partners, bi

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