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Screen capture from Detroit's new Medical Marijuana Caregiver Center Eligibility Search Engine
What happened? Five years ago, nobody would stop talking about the amount of vacant buildings in Detroit. All of a sudden, we have 1,000-foot poles to protect them from investors. It's all in this map, which must be dicked around with to be believed.
If anybody still entertains illusions that the dispensary zoning ordinance passed by Detroit City Council last year was about making sure the wild and wooly business of medical marijuana conforms to a few common-sense rules, this map is something you need to see. It shows that the overly broad provisions in the law leave very few places to consider opening a business. If you're shopping for the location for your dispensary, this map is like that tour from a real estate agent that suggests you're looking in the wrong neighborhood. You know the one. ("I'm so sorry. That's simply everything we have right now!")
We also hear that the online tool is flawed, and may not provide 100 percent accurate information (more on that later). Not exactly the most encouraging thing to hear when you're considering plunking down a significant amount of money applying for a license.
Legal observers know that dispensaries exist in a "gray area" — but it was the ordinance that insisted that dispensaries literally exist in gray areas: in the shadow of Zug Island, over by the toxic waste processing facility on Georgia Street, off the fright tracks of the rail yard east of Hamtramck, outside the imposing brick walls of the Chrysler plant. What's more, in a city like Detroit, where 1 in 4 households doesn't own a car and public transportation is lousy, how does this creation of "green ghettos" serve residents who need their medicine.
So much for the ranting: On to the comedy. Poking around on the map to find the dream location for your dispensary is more ridiculous than trying to find a home you can afford in Manhattan. Sure, if you wanted to build a dispensary from the ground up, you could have it go in almost anywhere. But let's look at some of the properties the map approves as A-OK.

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